Drug War Prisoners

November 2001: A Talking Pig
(a true story submitted by Randy Wynn, POW Sheridan)

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the three little pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first little pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.

She read: "… And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"

The teacher paused, then asked the class: "And what do you think that man said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said: "I think he said 'Holy Shit! A talking pig!'"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next ten minutes.

Randy Wynn has been doing time in Sheridan since 1993.




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